21 August 2009

history lesson...

I just watched Tarantino's epic Inglorious Basterd.

Yes, be jealous...

It was good, like really good. Quite possible one of the best movies I've ever seen. Okay, maybe not that great, but it was really, really good. Tarantino knows how to tell a great story on film.

I wish I could do that....

Anyways, I'm not gonna tell much of the plot, because I watch you to watch for yourself, but let's just say it's not historically accurate.

But no one expected it to be, especially since there was no Eva Braun casting.

Look for Christoph Waltz as the evil Col. Landa, quite possibly the best baddie this year (and fluent in 4 languages). Though, you don't have to look hard, he's in most the film.

Oh.... and awesome Brits being British, except that one is Canadian (yes, it's Mike Myers) and the other is actually a German-born Brit. But still a Brit.

I could've sworn that there is an anachronism in the movie, but then again as it tells you at the end...

(paraphrasing) "Although based on actual people and event, the events are fictious and the characters should not be based on anyone living or dead...."

Blah blah blah, that normal mumble at the end of all movies that are fictious.

But my anachronism (if you don't know, look it up) is that I could've sworn one of Brad's line was something something Liza on Ice, or something like that. He definately said Liza on Ice. Well, the only Liza that I know, or really matters, is Liza Minelli and she wasn't born yet.

Other than that.....

I thought this movie was fantastic! Definately one of his best.

Fiser, OUT!
[drops mic] <--- I have to lose the carrots, they weren't showing up.

02 August 2009

failing at life...

I had a shitty evening. Hear, let me tell you all about it.

So I'm a big failure and I cry a lot. I cry a lot in front of other people. And there is no better way to make awkward situation more awkward then crying in front of someone you don't know.

I made it through the wedding without crying, though. Because the wedding was good. Everything was spectacular... until the very end.

I hate people!

Fiser, OUT!